Painted Poodle!

Hi Y'all! Has anyone ever seen a painted poodle? We'll I am the owner of a 40 pound one. He is currently wearing shades of purple, white and red, with a touch of lime green on his toenails! It was a "do it himself" job, too! Yep, Ollie, the dementia-driven standard, and formerly all black, wooly-bear poodle managed to tip over the trash can in my ground floor art studio. He was searching for wayward pretzels or goldfish crackers that were tossed away by my young art students, at the end of their session. While searching for said snacks, Olliebear pawed through some of the aluminim foil that had covered th paint palettes. That is how he managed to paint himself! Oh, and he also managed to paint the floor, which I had to get down on my hands and knees and SCRUB up! And the Obamas want to get a puppy for their girls in the White House? At least that pup will have it's own staff. But, now that I think aboput it, Ollie has HIS own staff, too. It is ME!